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Saturday, June 20

MY STOMACH IS A NOBLE BEAST



at approximately 10:43 PM (Eastern Standard Time) i consumed/demolished an entire box of cinnamon mini waffles + now i have conjured up the largest food baby in my lifetime. triplets most likely. but it was delicious nonetheless, + absolutely worth it. the waffle throw down lasted roughly 25 minutes + consisted of 10 sets of 4 mini waffles, in which i toasted 2 at a time, one set directly after the other. between sets, i washed down the waffles with a blue mountain dew concoction that was absolutely refreshing + soothing 4 the throat. this surely was a feat + i am convinced it is a world record. i would like to thank first + 4most God, 4 having my back through this entire experience. i would also like to thank Food City 4 selling mini waffles 4 under two dollars. Lastly, i would like to thank Brandon, Timothy, and Kristi, for having faith in me + being witnesses to this triumphant event. God bless U. 

If anyone wants 2 challenge me, bring it.


3 comments:

  1. That is quite a waffle throwdown Megan! This shall go down has the greatest Mini Waffle Massacre known to man. Mini Waffles everywhere will shreek with fear every year on June 20th!

    -Ricky M

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  2. Who the eff is ricky? I'd like to meet your food triplets, unless you decided to smishsmort them. Un4tunate.
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