my main men

hallelujah

f'n bust

this evening, was a bust. some old bitch broke up our tie dye party on the deck of a vacant house in the darkness, assuming we were juss being hooligans. 2 bad we juss wanted to effing tie dye. oh! & we forgot 2 wear gloves.   F  our lives 

ps - i definitely tie dyed a wife beater. who i made it 4 better wear it. u kno who u are.

skeletal lampings

won this album on special edition vinyl + cd at a silent auction, 

cannot stop liss'nin

here's a lovely lil vid for the track, Id Engager. the animation faintly reminds me of 

school house rock.

maybe that's why i like it so much.

personal fav school house rock song, since age 8? no joke, helped me so much with my 

blasted times tables

Billy Mays Now?

you've got to be fucking kidding me.

Hooray 4 Everybody Yay

alrite, so, this one time, i met this one kid, cuz he saved my spot at a citizen cope concert so i bought him pizza 4 being so kind + now we are friends. well, he's in a band, Everybody Yay, + from a completely unbiased point of view, they rule. this fine assemblage of 3 Richmond gentlemen has a refreshing sound, yet they manage to be a tad reminiscent of Animal Collective. lucky 4 me, An-Co is at the top of my musical pyramid of importance (always + 4ever) so they are right up my (diagon*) alley. Oh! + the vocals...gave me the biggest boner. i am not ashamed. They have released 2 tracks online which are available HERE!  so yeah, give em' a listen, enjoy.

click on disss ---->   Everybody Yay

ch' ch' check em' out

*sorry, had to make that Harry Potter reference.

postscript- i dedicate this to any 1 that downloads those tracks + my noble followers. u kno who u are...

Megan Fox, take 2

today i saw transformers II for the second time. can't get enuff of Megan Fox. luckily, no 1 had a seizure this time around. unfortunately, i slept through almost the entire thing. whatever. i'm not worried about it. 

On a happier note, Grizzly Bears new-ish video 4 their single "two weeks" is currently my favorite thing, next to Megan Fox, of course. + to make matters better, i was informed today that the drummer, Christopher Bear, is not gay. which rules 4 me cause i was certain they were all gay, + thats just not fair. not like i have a chance or anything. i most def ruined a potential relationship with Chris Taylor, not only because he is into men, but because of my more than awkward run in with him at Bonnaroo.

Megan: (walks past C. Taylor, + turns arounds) are u who i think u are?

Chris Taylor: (laughs/nods) yes?

Megan: (awkward as fuck) oh, cool...

& then i walk away...with a damn 35 mm in my hand + a polaroid strapped on my shoulder. can you say, idiot?

well-point blank, the drummer is not gay. + i'm stoked. enjoy this video though, it's so damn gr8

MJ conspiracy

     

(pyramid of importance)

yeah, obviously u heard. the "King of Pop" has passed. 50 years of controversy has been brought 2 an end....YEAH RIGHT. can u say, conspiracy? lemme slow my roll real quick. u see, this news was dropped on me this evening like a bomb + to be completely honest, i may or may not have overreacted. as i sat in Kristi's kitchen (which was filled with the aroma of her + Timothy's vegan pumpkin cookies, delicious by the way) i was bombarded with this head lining news by these 2 fine folks. sitting there, innocently devouring my cinnamon mini waffles, my entire world collapsed in the blink of an eye. not really, but this bs adds flavor to my story. oh! + then i learn that ed mcmahon + farrah fawcett are dead too? wtf is going on America? Celebs are dropping like flies. Therefore, M Night Shymalan's "The Happening" is clearly happening. i did not believe the vegetarian twosome + i immediately grabbed my celly + hollered at my girl Meghansmeyer all tha way in the AK. the girl did not answer so i left her a frantic voicemail that went something like, "MEGHAN, THIS IS MEGAN, + U R NOT GOING 2 BELIEVE WHO IS DEAD. IT'S NO ONE WE KNOW PERSONALLY, DON'T WORRY. BUT GUESS. OKAY, I'LL JUST TELL YOU.  ED MCMAHIN + FARRAH FAWCETT + MICHAEL JACKSON. NOT JOKING. I LOVE YOU, BYE." she calls back in a mere five minutes to tell me, well obvi, no shit. i know this. the embarrassing part of this is that i assumed she had no idea because of the 4 hour time difference between Alaska + Virginia. holy hell, i am a moron. so yeah. i got a load of shit 4 that, but back to the conspiracy theory. Michael Jackson is not dead + i am not the only one who thinks/knows this. Timothy knows too, + he's a smart man, so i would believe him if i were u.  while MJ is off enjoying himself in Neverland, rip everyone else. the king of pop is immortal. its obvious. u should all know that. 

an Ode to Hurricane Chris

what has the white demographic within the Louisiana legislature come 2? this video speaks 4 itself. 

"we gonna be presenting a proclamation and den we got cake in the back"

*this one goes out to Matt Ornellas. shoot 4 the stars bro, one day it will be socially acceptable 

for u to do this.

dub digits!

2day was little bro's 10th birthday. yes, double digits. it's kindof a big deal; therefore i am blogging about it. so i took him 2 see transformers II this afternoon, praying to God on the drive there that Linkin Park would not be featured on the soundtrack again. well, f my life. the movie was excellent nonetheless; however, a lady had a full blown seizure during the film, thus causing the theater people to turn the movie off at the most intense part. transformers II was obviously made in Japan. other than that minor (actually, i'll consider that one major) mis-hap, i thoroughly enjoyed myself. mainly because Megan Fox is an f'n dime piece. holy hell, she looked good. even when she was being awkwardly erotic (like, really awkward) to shia lebeouf, who i cannot seem to picture as any other character besides Louis from Even Stevens. my b. with that said, today was a good day. happy birthday alexander paul capps, may all of your wildest dreamz + desirez come true! 

sike.

(side note - did u know in 2003, mtv named linkin park the 6th greatest band of the music video era? ...wtf? dwell on that)

hello/goodbye

the last 40 seconds of this video reminded me why i love the Beatles so much.

+ obviously, george harrison was the true dime of the bunch

top ten

i cannot stop treating my ears to the delectable, soothing sounds of a select few artists at le moment. especially after attending Bonnaroo, i have a new found appreciation for musical groups of the mellow variety. needless to say, after 4 days straight of pounding bass, i threw together a playlist of solid, tranquilizing tracks that perfectly pacified my easy-going, and somewhat exhausted demeanor for the 6 + 1/2 hour drive homeward. the majority of my playlist lies on the opposite side of the spectrum in comparison to my unconventional taste during my wild weekend at the roo. + since coming home, i have yet to let go of these calming albums, thus developing a new top 10. The list is as follows, in no particular order:

Grizzly Bear - Veckatimest

Black Moth Super Rainbow - Eating Us

Phoenix - Wolfgang Amadeus

Dirty Projectors - Bitte Orca

Yeasayer - All Hour Cymbals

Department of Eagles - In Ears Park

Beck - Modern Guilt

Black Keys - Magic Potion

Various Artists - Dark Was the Night*

Radiohead - In Rainbows**

Honorable Mentions:

• Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago
• Fleet Foxes - Fleet Foxes + Sun Giant EP
• TV on the Radio - Dear Science
• Neko Case - Middle Cyclone
• Kings of Leon - Only By the Night
• Andrew Bird - Noble Beast
• M83 - Saturdays = Youth
• Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Its Blitz

  *Probably the gr8est thing ever created

** I'm never letting this one go

postscript-with all of this said, animal collective will still always be my favorite, 4ever +ever

post-postscript- happy daddy's day

MY STOMACH IS A NOBLE BEAST

at approximately 10:43 PM (Eastern Standard Time) i consumed/demolished an entire box of cinnamon mini waffles + now i have conjured up the largest food baby in my lifetime. triplets most likely. but it was delicious nonetheless, + absolutely worth it. the waffle throw down lasted roughly 25 minutes + consisted of 10 sets of 4 mini waffles, in which i toasted 2 at a time, one set directly after the other. between sets, i washed down the waffles with a blue mountain dew concoction that was absolutely refreshing + soothing 4 the throat. this surely was a feat + i am convinced it is a world record. i would like to thank first + 4most God, 4 having my back through this entire experience. i would also like to thank Food City 4 selling mini waffles 4 under two dollars. Lastly, i would like to thank Brandon, Timothy, and Kristi, for having faith in me + being witnesses to this triumphant event. God bless U. 

If anyone wants 2 challenge me, bring it.

psychedelics, dissociatives + deliriants

My fascination with the hallucinogenic drug, LSD, has amplified tenfold since tuning into the decade by decade drug documentary, Drug Years. Not gonna lie, it's honestly one of the most well produced and informative (not to mention enthralling) documentaries I have ever seen.  Not once have I considered trying it; however, being offered acid while Tobacco was soon to play a set last weekend was tempting. Nonetheless, this girl (being myself, obviously) has a decent head on her shoulders but cannot seem to stop watching these classic anti-psychedelic-esque documentaries, processed by the almighty BBC network during the peak of lsd's popularity. Clearly, the objective of these trippy narratives is not only to inform, but to terrorize the pants off of children and to instill in them that drug abuse is for L-O-S-E-R-S. Unsurprisingly, they have had the opposite effect on me and now I spend my days wishing I was conceived in the late 40's so I could experience what it was like to F up your head when it was still socially acceptable. While I mope on this thought, watch this. It will change your life, maybe. 

My Summer Diet

these rule my world,

especially when accompanied by cinnamon-sugar

i survived Le 'Roo

thats right men & women across the universe, I survived Bonnaroo. managing to escape with all of my toes, no fatal head wounds, & little 2 no sunburn, I am incredibly fortunate. thats saying a lot, seeing as how one new found friend i acquired left with blisters on his upper extremities (rip Jon's back, Figure 1)  Needless to say, at the end of it all I felt like a prepubescent tween girl who just saw Hannah Montana feat. the Jo-Bro's on tour, with a surprise appearance by the Cheetah Girlz . In less words, I am for once content with my life. Surprisingly, I was also remarkably tolerant of the stench and filth that is ultimately Bonnaroo. oh wait, what's Bonnaroo you ask? if you honestly have to stop and ponder on this, then you are most likely the majority of the country that admires Nickelback and lil' Weezy F baby, whatever the fuck his name is. Clearly, the roo is not 4 u. Bonnaroo was created by the Godz 4 those who were blessed with golden ears by the likes of Zeus or someone else somewhat important. Like Bruce Springsteen, or 2Pac Shakur. If thats u, thank your lucky stars/ all mythological beings (that includes Bruce) because you my friend, are a lucky 1. wellcum 2 the good life.

Take Me 2

the

804

as soon as possible.

plz + thx